18th November 2009

Post reblogged from God's Tumblr with 64 notes

Is this REALLY in the bible?!

therealgod:

erikaoftroy:

metalfuckasstardedcuntforyou:

zombieslutfromhell:

glowinthedarkvagina:

immikey:

Okay so I was doing this poll on Facebook about same sex marriage and this guy wrote.. To straight people who condemn homosexuality, please note the following passages from the bible:

DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately.


DEUTERONOMY 22:22
If a married person has sex with someone else’s husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death.


MARK 10:1-12
Divorce is strictly forbidden in both Testaments, as is remarriage of anyone who has been divorced.

LEVITICUS 18:19

The Bible forbids a married couple from having sexual intercourse during a woman’s period. If they disobey, both shall be executed.


MARK 12:18-27
If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir.


DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy’s genitals, her hand shall be cut off.

And I was thinking hmm why not read the bible and find out! So I did and all this verses are TRUE!

It is! Stupid people just use verses that say what they WANT them to say.

Wait, glowinthedarkvagina, are you saying that this is really in the bible, but people are using it out of context to make a point?

Woah.

I think it’s high time for a rewrite.

Source: immikey

  1. blueluna4jam reblogged this from ihugparkingmeters and added:
    Uh wow… (speachless)
  2. ihugparkingmeters reblogged this from therealgod and added:
    MARK 12:18-27 If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his...
  3. yleng reblogged this from therealgod
  4. misserella reblogged this from hannahbanena and added:
    You gotta be careful with this, because there are also things in the old testament that bring order to our lives today....
  5. drinkyourlavendersoda reblogged this from insertironicnamehere and added:
    PZ (DrinkYourLavenderSoda): Google ‘Who wrote the Bible.’ It’s a documentary a Christian from the UK put together when...
  6. insertironicnamehere reblogged this from hannahbanena and added:
    So the day before Jesus was born it was cool for my widow to get gang banged by my brothers and the day after he died it...
  7. hannahbanena reblogged this from insertironicnamehere and added:
    No it means when Jesus came, he overrode the laws of the Old Testament. Yeah, it’s still a sin to have an affair, it’s...
  8. countingbyfour reblogged this from insertironicnamehere and added:
    wow..the bible is sounding like a pretty interesting book.
  9. juaneningles reblogged this from insertironicnamehere and added:
    i want to know who told you it was from a rough draft in the Bible, && where they got their information from.. && how...
  10. thebigfatlamp reblogged this from needlejunkie
  11. maafna reblogged this from deceptivelydeliciousblog and added:
    …and the passages used against gay marriage are also from the Old Testament. As are the 10 Commandments.
  12. sky-blue-sky reblogged this from immikey
  13. needlejunkie reblogged this from zombieslutfromhell and added:
    The Lord’s way is the right way and for you to mock him suggests that you shall be stoned to death. I am being sarcastic...
  14. immikey reblogged this from yumjuice and added:
    I know it’s crazy and it’s like impossible to read. The priest’s in church hardly EVER read from the bible that’s why...
  15. deceptivelydeliciousblog reblogged this from yumjuice and added:
    These books were in the Old Testament before our sins were forgiven. There’s no such thing as an eye for an eye these...
  16. fancymathematics reblogged this from yumjuice and added:
    I HATE THE BIBLE.
  17. occumbomortuus reblogged this from salsa-shark and added:
    Honestly. God doesn’t expect us to even follow this. Hell, he doesn’t even expect us to follow all of the fucking ten...
  18. salsa-shark reblogged this from zombieslutfromhell
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  20. organizeddisater reblogged this from yumjuice and added:
    thats some crazy shit man
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