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MIND = BLOWN
<3 very close second to the starship enterprise
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Is this REALLY in the bible?!
Okay so I was doing this poll on Facebook about same sex marriage and this guy wrote.. To straight people who condemn homosexuality, please note the following passages from the bible:
DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately.
DEUTERONOMY 22:22
If a married person has sex with someone else’s husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death.
MARK 10:1-12
Divorce is strictly forbidden in both Testaments, as is remarriage of anyone who has been divorced.LEVITICUS 18:19
The Bible forbids a married couple from having sexual intercourse during a woman’s period. If they disobey, both shall be executed.
MARK 12:18-27
If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir.
DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy’s genitals, her hand shall be cut off.And I was thinking hmm why not read the bible and find out! So I did and all this verses are TRUE!
It is! Stupid people just use verses that say what they WANT them to say.
Wait, glowinthedarkvagina, are you saying that this is really in the bible, but people are using it out of context to make a point?
Woah.
I think it’s high time for a rewrite.
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Kitty: I now realize velcro was a bad idea.
Dog: I have no clue what you are talking about.
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umm WOAH!
that;s some throating
Damnnnn. And he’s hard too.
This, my good sirs, is anatomically incorrect. The penis is entering the windpipe not the throat. She is indeed choking. Death by penis does not sound fun in this instance.
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I’m half deaf in my left ear.
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:O i’m half deaf in my RIGHT ear!
I’m actually deaf in my right ear.
Why is everyone on tumblr partially deaf? D:
ROFL mine is my fault. i got scared by something when i was seven while i was cleaning my ears, and jammed a q-tip into my eardrum.
Oh. Damn. I was drunk and fell down a hill and damaged something. That’s what I was told anyway. It was the only time I blacked out kinda, and I woke up in my girlfriend’s bed, and I couldn’t hear well.
The pistons/hammers in both my ears move if there is a sound too loud or too high. Then I’m deaf for a good hour or so. sucks.
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Why do websites put down “optional” as a way to get out of giving your information, and then make you go back and put the information there anyway?
nuts to the system.
